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So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.


But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.


Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.


What does Han do?


He starts shooting at the motherfucker.


He starts shooting.


Be like Han.

onefootinthegrave:

evangotlib:think4yourself:counterforce:kimmi-page:moviestuff:stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.

1 month ago

November 1, 2009
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